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Conrado de Quiros of the Inquirer is always good and inspiring reading. This one is searingly good.

I’ve always liked and respected Joker Arroyo. It’s not because he is a Bicolano. I don’t particularly like or respect the other Bicolanos who have been thrust into the limelight over the years, except for Raul Roco.

Joker I’ve liked and respected in the same way that I’ve always liked and respected Nene Pimentel. Despite drifting to the “Dark Side” at some point in their lives, they’ve kept a good deal of the “Force” inside them—in the form of defending human rights. That was how they made a name for themselves to begin with, as human rights lawyers. No, more than that, as people whose hearts burned with the libertarian fire.

Imagine, therefore, my profound dismay when I heard Joker last week, defending his decision to join GMA’s ticket. It’s bad enough that he did join it.

He would have been better off running as an independent and preserved whatever patches of believability still clung to his claim of being a maverick. Even if he wins this battle, he will have lost the war. Some defeats are luminous victories, some victories are crushing defeats. One would imagine that our natural trajectory is to commit mistakes in our youth, as we sow our wild oats; and grow wisdom in our age, as our thoughts turn toward bequeathing a good name to our children, if not to justifying our lives to our Maker. Alas, in this country the opposite happens.

It’s bad enough that Joker enlisted in GMA’s cause. It’s worse that he defended it the way he did.

In the past, he said, he’s crossed swords with GMA, particularly when she declared emergency rule, when she supported Cha-cha and when her government got involved in shady deals. But he has had no reason to give up on her. On the contrary, he has had every reason to be bullish about her. “No one can deny that the country is moving forward. The political choice in the coming election is to trip up the country or help it along.” The opposition, he said, has nothing to offer. All it has done is try to impeach GMA. While at that, “one has yet to hear the opposition denounce attempts by military adventurers to topple the government and set up one outside the Constitution.”

How can anyone who has ever been a human rights lawyer possibly be confused about the direction in which this country has moved? It is not forward, it is downward. At the very least, it’s no small irony that a day before Joker said this, his boss had just walked out of a press conference because our reporter, Gil Cabacungan Jr., kept asking her why the effects of her touted economic growth had not reached the hungry. In fact, Gil didn’t just ask a perfectly legitimate question, he asked the only question worth asking. Growth that happens explosively in only one part of the body is not called progress, it is called cancer.

But far more than that, how can anyone who has ever been a human rights lawyer possibly not see the killings? Or, indeed, the mayhem that is happening right in a Bicolano’s own backyard? The deaths caused by the superstorms from the Pacific are nothing compared to the deaths wrought by the evil wind from Malacañang. One has yet to hear the opposition denounce the extra-constitutional plots of adventurous military officers? One has yet to hear Joker denounce the extrajudicial executions by murderous state-sponsored cutthroats. The killings are not just a vicious trespass against human rights and civil liberties, they are an abomination against any decent community, never mind democracy.

And still that is nothing. One has yet to hear the opposition denounce attempts by military adventurers to topple government and set up one outside the Constitution? One has yet to hear Joker denounce the actual act by a presidential aspirant of stealing the vote and setting up a government outside the Constitution. How can anyone, human rights lawyer or not, possibly ignore the “Hello Garci” tape? The fact that it was illegally obtained may only prevent us from using it to jail GMA. It may not prevent us from using it to not hail her as President. The only reason no one, opposition or not, is denouncing any attempt to oust this regime, by coup or by Cory, by military strike or by People Power, is that this regime is a coup regime. One wrought by ballots rather than by bullets, one wrought by Garci rather than by guns. It has been defended by guns ever since, which brings us back to the killings.

It was Joker who rose brilliantly to damn the Erap government in the impeachment trial for having betrayed the public trust. Where is the Joker to damn this regime, brilliantly or sullenly, for never having had it in the first place?

All the opposition has done is to try to impeach GMA? I may not be a fan of the opposition, but if that is all it has done, then we owe it an eternal debt of gratitude—that is all that needs to be done. Not cross swords with GMA over details, but cross her out for having no right to rule. The issue is not performance, it is legitimacy. People who are not elected have no right to rule. People who try to do something about it are not being destructive, they are being constructive. People who fight injustice are not pulling the country downward, they are pushing the country forward.

If Cory had been “negativistic” when she heroically fought to bring Marcos down, Edsa would never have happened, and Joker would never have been executive secretary. If Joker had been “negativistic” when he fought heroically to bring Erap down, then Edsa II would not have happened, and Joker would never have ended up a GMA minion. Ah, but how soon people forget who they are and what they did.

The political choice in this election is to be a principled alternative or to be a huge joke. The latter brings tears to the eyes, and not from merriment.

Published inElection 2007

79 Comments

  1. Its not a joke but an exhibition of senility or utter stupidity. Joker had just made a total sh*t of himself. I wonder what other idiotic statements he will be saying during the campaign. Moving forward is what the bansot wants but everything she has done has sent us back to the Jurassic age.

    Joker should just stop speaking from his a*s. He’s the only one buying his crap anyway.

  2. Assuming that Joker has been an exceptional public servant, (and I should add that I don’t think so, self-serving more like it) his latest move has brought his credibility to zero!
    It just shows that many politicians can be bought and how evil the offer and acceptance of money can be to one’s reputation. With a familiar family name like his, are we surprised.

  3. chi chi

    Joker becomes a big joke in his old age, tumandang paurong. The brilliant Joker in his prime ended up a wimp.

  4. joeseg joeseg

    Joker is the living up to his name. He’s a big joke. Kung kailan pa tumanda, saka nagkakalat. My weird definition of a lawyer suitably fit him: A liar with a permit to exerice.

    Ate Ellen

    This is my last post. I’ll go campaigning for the GO/UNO in the provinces of Laguna and Quezon. I would like to help out and be where the action is in trying for a change in the government. It will be an uphill battle going against the four Gs (guns, golds, goons and garci). Hopefully, we will prevail.

    Maraming salamat po and to all the bloggers, I will always remember you and will have in mind what you’re blogging for. See you after May 14!!!

  5. myrna myrna

    Talaga ngang Joker…he lives up to this name. More so that his surname alone spells it all.

    I do commend Conrado de Quiros for this masterpiece. If before we Bicolanos were a bit proud of Joker, now, we feel he is a total disgrace, going with the ranks of Villafuerte and Lagman.

    Oh what a real devil Gloria is, everything she has touched turned into a devil like herself, and bereft of principles at that.

  6. penoyko penoyko

    lumabas na ang tunay na kulay ng ilan nating politikos. sadyang mababaw ang kanilang prinsipyo at natabunan na ng sarili nilang kapakanan.

  7. Toney Cuevas Toney Cuevas

    Joker Arroyo is no fool, he knows exactly what he wants when he joined forces with undoubtedly an illegal and illiegitimae Gloria Arroyo. At his old age, perhaps his last hurrah with illegitimate Gloria Joker wants to make sure that

  8. apoy apoy

    Gunggong talaga ang matandang yan!Trillanes was his reason for not joining UNO. He brands Trillanes the coup plotter.
    But in the past ,he has not questioned Honasan.Hoy gunggong
    na matanda,if you keep your mouth shut,people will perceive of you as wise.

  9. Toney Cuevas Toney Cuevas

    My apology, the fingers is faster than I can say, not yet. Quite busy, I thought I have the time to post, but I’ve to pay the bills.

  10. I love this quote from the above article: “The issue is not performance, it is legitimacy. People who are not elected have no right to rule. People who try to do something about it are not being destructive, they are being constructive. People who fight injustice are not pulling the country downward, they are pushing the country forward.”

    I share the same sentiments about this regime from day one the bogus president grabbed power. I cried literally when she took oath on that stage at EDSA not that I was a supporter of Erap. I cried because it would be another shenanigan government once more, and my hope for a better Philippines gone forever! Worst is I have started saying the worst Philippine profanity since then!

    My prayer is for God to help one, who has tasted being oppressed and loves the Philippines dearly to put his own life and interests at stake like Trillanes, who could have kissed the Dona’s ass, cheat for her and be another ass-licking general, win this election. You bet, I am talking about Trillanes. God willing, he will win.

    I have never like this Joker Arroyo as a matter of fact. I thought he was an opportunist.

    Yes, he could have called himself a human right lawyer, but who was he defending? Rich people Marcos has antagonized with his rules for the poor that threatened the rich? But how about the real victims of abuses now and even then? Has this guy ever offered them protection? I doubt!

    I support Trillanes because he sings the same song as those of heroes of old, and those of our generation, dead or alive. I will never support the like of a hypocrite like Joker Arroyo nor sing his off-tuned song.

    IBASURA ANG ADMINISTRASYON! IBOTO ANG OPOSISYON!
    STOP GUTOM! STOP KURAKOT! VOTE STRAIGHT UNO VS UNANO!

  11. vic vic

    If we equate opposition as just to oppose as to oppose no matter what then that is where we might have been wrong all along.

    And Joker Arroyo, justifying his past opposition to some of GMA actions and supporting some and now has to justify his total flip-flop just to take advantage of opportunities is another wrong.

    To the former, an opposition is not an enemy. It is the very important component in a functioning Democracy. It’s main function is to check the abuses of the Government or the party in power or person in power and to help correct these abuses or out of bound behaviors with the help and co-operation and with the co-ordination with the other checks within the system (the Media, the Judiciary, the activists, etc). But also to support the Government for the actions deem positives and proper.

    But to jump over, and justify it any other way, except maybe a change of principles and ideologies, is nothing but opportunism as its worst.

    And to recall their past actions as human rights fighter as lawyers, then maybe, we have to question the motives further. As lawyers, their fights was somehow motivated by promoting their practice and making a livelihood. Could be just a job, as compared to a real crusader, who for no other ambition to become a senator or representative or holding an elected public office, then again the ambition may have later change a person. For a person like Joker Arroyo, only him really know what was the Deal. But then as you and I know a few millions there and here could always make a color white, black…

  12. cocoy cocoy

    Penoyko:
    Ikaw ba si Hindinapinoy na nag-apply ng dual citizenship para makaboto?Good! I commend you.But,Vote for GO.
    Apoy:Sungugin mo sa impyerno iyang lolo ni fatsu.
    Chi:Huawg kang makipaglaro ng tong-its d’yan kay Joker,wa-is at madaya iyan.

  13. chi chi

    cocoy,

    Sa sinulat ni De Quiros tungkol kay Joker, sino pa ang makikipaglaro sa kanya ng tong-its kundi ang mga Pidal. Ang hirap sa mga ganyang matatalino at tumandang paurong at nawalan na ng respeto ang mga tao, wala na halos makikipag-usap diyan pag natalo sa eleksyon. Meron nga siyang pera ng bayan na ibinigay ng garapal na Unano ay wala naman siyang dangal. Kakahiya!

  14. cocoy cocoy

    Chi:
    After the Election,He’ll go to nursing home.

  15. chi chi

    Hahahah! Saan pa nga siya pupunta e kung ngayon nga ay mukhang mali-mali na ang pinagsasabi! Pero baka sa bahay lang siya at magha-hire ng tatlong special nurse. Ang dami niyang pera di ba?!

  16. florry florry

    Defining and searching Joker Arroyo, Conrado de Quiros did an excellent job. He said it all and left almost nothing more to say.
    If you are fond of playing cards, you know that the joker is not real, a fake, no actual value and when you assign a figure on it, that’s the only time that it will come to life. That means this joker as its name implies is a comic, inconsistent and fake just like the real joker arroyo.
    Anyway, I was never a fan of joker. I believed that he just like the others cultivated an image as humanitarian and libertarian for political purposes. He did a very wise and profitable investment for his future by fighting the establishment for democratic reforms and taking cases of people’s interest, but all the while he has nothing but self-interest.
    Fitting the descriptions of people like joker arroyo and others are compared to predators and opportunists waiting in the wings for the right time to strike using their carefully cultivated image to attain their objectives and he got it as a congressman and senator. And who says he did not use his background as human rights lawyer and a defender of democracy? Well, joker is joker, just like the glue is glue and whatever words come from his mouth to justify his acts is no longer credible. In other words, it’s a joke just like himself.

  17. Vic.

    Wrong, they are not coloring white, black, but coloring everything as gray!!! 😛

  18. penoyko penoyko

    cocoy:
    hindi ako si hindinapinoy. wala akong intensiyon na iboto ang mga taong walang pagmamalasakit sa kapakanan ng sambayanan. tuluyan ng nawala ang aking respeto at paghanga sa mga taong walang paninindigan sa sarili. maitutulad natin sila sa mga asong hyena.

  19. nelbar nelbar

     
    meron din naman magandang nagawa si Joker:
     
    ito yung mga news video na pinapakita na kasama nya si Senator Greg Honasan. …“process of the rehabilitation” ika nya!

    ipinapakita na parang mentor ni Senator Honasan si Joker!
    (kayo na ang bahalang mag-interpret kung ano ibig sabihin nito)

    meron pang isa noong May 2001(ipinakita rin sa news video), kailangan daw sa campaign ay iyong nakangiti(smiling face) o nakatawa na para bang nanghahalina ng mga botante, hindi yung seryoso.
    Na para bang jolly ang dating sa campaign!?

     
     

    heto ang mensahe ko kay Reli German:

    Ito na ba ang naibunga ng ambag mo sa Ninoy Aquino Movement noong 80’s???

     

    makatimpla na nga lang muna ng juice at pampalamig baka ma-high blood na rin ako!

     

  20. cocoy cocoy

    Penoyko con Nelbar:
    Quiesiera clarles las gracias mi amogos!–Pinoyko,salamat for the info.
    Nelbar,Thanks for the History lesson.That’s my favorite subject.

  21. nelbar nelbar

     
    cocoy,

    sa lahat na libro mo na dala-dala, ako ang magiging bookshelf mo.

    palaging pasko sa atin dito sa blog ni Ellen!
     

  22. vic vic

    yuko, my mistake. white is the absence of colours and black is presence of all colors. so with a few millions, we’ll just say we can turn a monkey into a monkey wrench…

  23. apoy apoy

    Chi,
    Aanhin ang dami niyang pera kung impyerno ang punta? Sa eleksiyon,talo ang gunggong na yan!!
    Eto para sa Joker
    BOOM TARAT TARAT

  24. goldenlion goldenlion

    Hindi lang si Joker Arroyo ang tumatandang paurong. Even Tito Sotto and Tessie Oreta………..naging gunggong na rin. Nagawa pa nilang idepensa at bigyan ng rason kung bakit sila tumama sa TEAM-BUWANG ticket ni bansot. Kahit anong magandang dahilan ang sabihin nila, suma-total ay talagang mga wala silang paninindigan. ang kanilang prinsipyo ay kayang bilhin ng pera. Okey lang sana kung ang mga taong iyan ay hindi lumaban kay gloria, the cheater, the stealer, the theif,. Si Tito ay malakas ang boses noong panahon ng eleksyon hanggang sa mamatay si FPJ na si gloria ay nandaya at nang-agaw ng milyon boto kay Da King. Pero bakit bigla siyang naging maka-bansot???

    When tito sotto was first elected to the senate her performed well. He has turned his image from comedian to a serious lawmaker. I admired him that time. He was constant, sharp and intelligent as a Senator. Granted he was not chosen by the UNO to be an official candidate, he could run as independent. But joining bansot’s ticket. What the heck?!! Mag-Eat Bulaga na lang siya (kahit nga hindi na masyadong effective ang kanyang stint sa TV) at pwede ko pa siyang pagtiyagaan.

    Tessie Oreta, the dancing queen, should pave the way for Noynoy. let the young Aquino prove his ways. Enough of the balimbing system of this old lady. VOTE STRAIGHT OPPOSITION….GO FOR UNO!!!

  25. goldenlion goldenlion

    CORRECTION: SHOULD BE READ: bigyan ng rason kung bakit sila sumama sa TEAM-BUWANG

  26. goldenlion goldenlion

    ANOTHER CORRECTION: SHOULD BE READ : He performed well

  27. apoy apoy

    Boom Tarat Tarat, Boom Tarat Tarat
    Si Joker Si Joker Ay Gung Gong.
    Biro lang ho Mang Joker. Katunayan idol ko kayo.

  28. I admired the old man when he was opposing Marcos. I liked him when he fought for human rights. Why, all of a sudden, the old man forgot human rights. This is really the joke to end all jokes. Has this erstwhile human rights defender lost whatever human was left in him after all these struggles?

  29. cocoy cocoy

    Willie and Lito are laughing all the way to the bank because of the BOOM-TARAT-TARAT.

  30. Mrivera Mrivera

    boom kalat kalat. ‘yan ang dapat campaign jingle ni joker – dahil kalat na ang kayang katinuang wala na sa lugar! mabuhay ang immunity ticket! mga manhid! walang pakiramdam sa pagdurusa ng sambayanan!

    yuko, sila ang bagay doon sa anekdota mo – sa impiyerno!

  31. Mrivera Mrivera

    … – dahil kalat na ang kanyang katinuang wala na sa lugar!

  32. parasabayan parasabayan

    Maybe Joker is short of retirement money so he took the quicker way of earning it, by aligning with the tiyanak! I can not think of any other justification. For a supposedly principled man to sell his soul, there must be some urgency!

  33. PSB: Kailangan ni Joker Arroyo ang pera para sa mortgage niya doon sa bahay niya sa Forbes Park. 30 years ago when the salary was about 500 pesos a month, 1M pesos na ang bentahan ng mga bahay diyan sa totoo lang. Now, it must be in the billion pesos. Hindi niya kaya sa liit ng pension na matatanggap niya! ‘Taragis talaga! Ummph. I should not say bad words.

  34. parasabayan parasabayan

    Thanks Yuko. I thought he owned his house free and clear. That is how houses are usually bought in the Philippines, di ba? The fact that he owns a house in Forbes, he must have had a lucrative human rights career or something else…heh,heh,heh!

  35. Chabeli Chabeli

    Being on the wrong side has its consequences. Joker will come to know that.

    The old man’s name says it all: Joker

  36. BLACK KNIGHT BLACK KNIGHT

    Ellen,

    Is Joker Arroyo related to Mike Arroyo? From where are the Arroyos? Just asking…

  37. nelbar nelbar

     

    Black KNight, napanood ko na sa sine ang sinabi mo o binanggit mo noong February 4th, 2007 at 10:59 am

     

  38. How easily you guys have been deceived! Joker Arroyo was called human rights lawyer only because he defended Ninoy. But have you heard of him defending the little people?

    I know one who has not made much money for defending the real oppressed people—Homobono Adaza! Iyan ang tunay. Trabaho lang, walang lagay! He has not become a Kawawa naman!

    Bakit ganyan sa Pilipinas? Iyong mga tunay, sinisiraan, at iyong mga palpak ang sinasamba! Parang iyong mga anito na dinadasalan nila!

    IBASURA ANG ADMINISTRASYON! IBOTO ANG OPOSISYON!

  39. Gosh, naputol! This should read, “He has not become rich and famous. Kawawa naman!” No, no, not Joker but Homobono Adaza of Mindanao! No plug in, just thought I’d mention it.

  40. artsee artsee

    Sino na naman itong Tilamsik na lumitaw? Ang daming bagong pangalan na lumilitaw ngayon. Paanong nakalusot sila sa matinding background check ng intelligence unit ko dito sa ET Blog? Panahon na para palitan ko ang mga tauhan ko dito. Baka wala tayong kamalay-malay mga kampo ni tiyanak na ang nandito.

  41. Chabeli Chabeli

    Artsee,

    “Baka wala tayong kamalay-malay mga kampo ni tiyanak na ang nandito.”

    We must expect that. Blogs have become quite influential in this elections.

  42. artsee artsee

    Manang Chabeli, di i-block natin ang blog sa kanila. Ako nang bahala. Marami kasing lumilitaw na bagong pangalan itong mga nakaraang mga araw at medyo hindi ko gusto ang mga tono. Nagagalit si Ate Ellen kung sabihin kong dapat dumaan muna sa akin ang mga bagong kasapi. Nagmamalasakit lang naman ako. Kahit sino puwedeng sumali pero hindi naman puwede iyon mga lihim na kaaway na manggugulo lang. Tinanggal ko na ang mga tauhan ko sa intelligence unit ko. Mga inutil kasi. Ako na lang ang magtratrabaho ng solo. Sa intelligence kasi, mas maigi na iyong solo dahil delikado kung higit sa isa ang makaalam. Huwag kang mag-aalala Manang Chabeli, hindi kita tatanggalin.

  43. justicialiga justicialiga

    Vic,

    You have the colors the other way around.

  44. justicialiga justicialiga

    Conrado De Quiros in effect wants Senators (in this case, specifically Joker) to voice out their opinion on matters that could possibly land in their lap in the Senate as an impeachment court.

    Conrado De Quiros doesn’t understand that some people are just less comfortable than others in letting out their opinion on matters that they should be impartial.

  45. Emilio_OFW Emilio_OFW

    Joeseg:

    Good luck in your noble act. A big help is needed from someone like you. We need to get rid of all these a*sholes & a*slickers in the government.

    My prayers are with you.

  46. Chabeli Chabeli

    Artsee Says:

    February 20th, 2007 at 12:20 am

    “..Huwag kang mag-aalala Manang Chabeli, hindi kita tatanggalin.”

    ************************************

    🙂 Unless, of course, I misbehave & be pro-Gloria !!!! Hindi sa nagsasalita ako ng patapos, pero no waaaaay na magiging pro-Gloria ako !

  47. artsee artsee

    Mabait ka naman sa akin, Manang Chabeli. Nakasandal ka sa pader. Bilang pro-tiyanak ay hindi dahilan para matanggal ang isang miyembro dito. Di ba may demokrasya dito? Ang bawal lang iyon kampi na nga kay tiyanak ay nagkakalat pa ng dumi at baho dito.

  48. Chabeli Chabeli

    artsee Says:

    February 20th, 2007 at 2:06 am

    “..Ang bawal lang iyon kampi na nga kay tiyanak ay nagkakalat pa ng dumi at baho dito.”

    ******************************

    Agree ako diyan !

  49. artsee artsee

    Dapat lang mag-agree ka Manang Chabeli dahil baka bawiin ko iyong Mercedez na bigay ko sa iyo. Tingnan mo sina Ate Anna at Ate Chi, agree ng agree din sa akin dahil may tig-iisang BMW sila.

  50. TonGuE-tWisTeD TonGuE-tWisTeD

    artsee,
    Papuntahan mo na sa driver mo itong 2007 Hummer H3 dito sa garahe ko. Pinabullet-proof ko na ito. Kahit rifle grenade hindi tatalab. Pwede nang pang-palengke ng tsimay mo ito. Hindi naman nalaspag dahil sa loob lang naman ng bahay ko ginamit ito. Naawa kasi ako sa mga katulong, pag naglalakad sa loob ng bahay, napapagod kaya pinagamit kong service. Yung isa ngang hindi marunong mag-drive, namatay sa gutom dahil naligaw sa loob ng bahay, hindi nakarating sa kusina.

  51. artsee artsee

    Pinahanga mo ako Mang Tongue. Di ko alam na pareho tayo ng taste at ugali. Siguraduhin mong matibay ang Hummer mo dahil baka isang pukpok lang ng martilyo (hammer) ay wasak na. Tungkol naman sa mga katulong, hindi ko sila pinalalabas ng bahay dahil sobrang ganda nila. May pagkaseloso ako. Noon isang beses may binaril nga akong isa nang nakita kong nakatitig sa isa kong katulong na kinuha ko pa sa Shanghai. Mga ibang tauhan ko ang namamalengke. Basta sa bahay lang ang mga katulong ko. Anim na floor ang mansion ko. Bawa’t isang floor ay sampu ang katulong, kaya ikaw na ang magbilang kung ilan lahat ang katulong ko. Puwera pa iyong taga-masahe ko. Kanya-kanyang parte ng katawan. May para sa ulo, leeg, kamay, dibdib, paa at doon.

  52. TonGuE-tWisTeD TonGuE-tWisTeD

    Artsee,

    Maselan ka pala, at seloso pa! Hindi naman ako mapili sa katulong. Hindi baleng maganda basta buo ang ngipin, makinis ang balat, at walang amoy, kahit mestiza pwede. Hindi rin kailangang may pinag-aralan, kahit anong kurso ang tinapos, puwede na. Importante lang, ang skills depende sa trabaho.

    Lahat ng taga-ayos ng bahay – linis, laba, gardening, housekeeping – kahit HRM graduate lang papasa na. May advantage siyempre yung may masteral units.

    Yung may kinalaman sa pagkain, okey na sa akin kung graduate lang ng culinary arts, basta marunong ng continental, oriental, at Pinoy dishes pwede nang pagtiyagaan.

    Mahigpit lang ako sa mga tagasagot ng phone, marami kasi akong foreign associates kaya kailangan fluent sa English at neutral ang accent at marunong ng 3 pang foreign language, preferably one year experience sa call center.

    Wala akong mga masahista dahil masyadong matindi ang kiliti ko lalo na sa kilikili sa ibaba. Isa pa allergic ako sa baby oil, talcum powder, o lotion. Sinubukan ko na ang Daricreme, corn starch, saka kakang gata, di rin umubra.

    Bagong lahat ang mga katulong ko ngayon, pati mga driver at gwardiya. Kasi ba naman, naglagay na ako ng apat na ATM machines sa garahe, sa kusina, dalawa sa labas ng bahay, nagpapadagdag pa dahil mahaba daw ang pila kahit hindi payday. Nung hindi ako pumayag, nagmeeting ang 3 presidente ng mga unyon, kaya inunahan ko na. Binayaran ko naman ng severance pay na 3 months salary per year of service.

    O sige artsee, dito lang ako, baka palayasin tayo ni Ellen sa pinag-gagawa natin. Cong xi fat cai!
    —–

    Ang thread nga pala, ang title ay “Joke”.

  53. artsee artsee

    Ate Ellen, si Mang Tongue lang ang luko-luko hindi ako. Pero mabuti naman at may kasama na akong mayabang dito. Ang pagkaiba lang ay may taong may ipagyayabang at may wala naman. Mang tongue, ang taga sagot mo pala sa telepono may isang taong experience sa Call Center. Hindi mo naitatanong ang isang floor ko sa mansion ay ginawa kong Call Center. Lahat ng tawag ay doon dumadaan. May inbound at outbound. Tapos may tatlong team leaders at isang manager. Mahigpit kong ipinagbilin sa kanila na huwag tatanggap ng tawag mula sa mga pulitiko. Si Ate Ellen at mga iba dito puwede.

  54. Mrivera Mrivera

    ellen, pagpasensiyahan mo na ang dalawang ‘yan. chinese new year naman. baka hindi sila makatulog nang maayos kung hindi nila mailabas ‘yung “munti nilang pangarap”. mabuti nga ‘yan merong balancing element dito. kung laging seryoso, baka kung saan tayo pulutin sa mga kabuwisitang pinagkakakalat ng mga alagad ng lagim na namumugad sa palasyong itim!

  55. Mrivera Mrivera

    merong isang senaryo na maaaring maganap sa halalang ito na kasasangkutan ng manipulador ng immUNITY ticket. magaganap muli ang dagdag bawas kung saan ang boto para sa mga umanib buhat sa oposisyon ay “kakatayin” at itatapal sa medyo alanganing “tunay na kandidatong” sinusuportahan at sumusuporta sa “kagalang galang at mabunying” pangulo (gwark!).

    kung inaakala nina angara, sotto at oreta na sila ay buong pusong tinanggap ng immUNITY ticket ay nagkakamali sila. gayundin si cesar montano na gagawin lamang “tagahakot” o crowd drawer sa kanilang miting de abanse. tinanggap lamang sila upang maging kapanipaniwala ang kunwaring pagkakaisang (kasama ang pagmamalinis) isinusulong ni gloria arroyo.

    kailan ba naging totoo ang babaing ito?

  56. Diego K. Guerrero Diego K. Guerrero

    Inquirer. Net banner Joker on Arroyo: Still ‘best protector of the Constitution’
    WHAT? Is he joking? Joker the Joker may have forgotten the 2001 coup detat, 2004 massive electoral fraud, P1071, EO 464, CPR, human right abuses and political killings. He is confused and absent-minded. Ulyanin na si Joker. Matagal ng binababoy ang ating saligang batas ang rehimeng Arroyo. Paano naging best protector si Unano?

  57. Mrivera Mrivera

    DKG, ilusyon ‘yan ni joker upang bigyang katwiran ang muli niyang pagsakay sa bangka ng lagim ni gloria, ang immUNITY TICKET.

    siguro, nagdidiliryo na si joking arroyo at pinagagaan lamang niya ang kanyang paghihingalo kaya ganyan ang nagiging “paniniwala” o pakunsuwelo sa sarili niya.

    pabayaan na lang natin, tutal siya naman ang nagdadala ng bigat ng kanyang konsensiya.

  58. TonGuE-tWisTeD TonGuE-tWisTeD

    Pasensiya na, pipol. Natuwa lang ako dahil nga “Joke” ang title ng thread. Salamat Magno, dahil malapit nang masira ang ulo ko dahil sa politika, hindi lang dahil kay Arroyo, lalo’t higit dito sa Pasay. Lalo akong naiinis pag pinagsasabihan ako ng mga kamag-anak ko na pabayaan ko lang sila. Siguradong makakatikim sa akin ng maaanghang na salita with matching sermon pa.

    Matindi ang panunungkit ng Kampi dito sa Pasay. Sila Peewee kasi ay wala talagang partido kahit pa NP ang nakalagay sa COC nila. Ni minsan ay hindi naman siya natulungan ni Villar na siyang presidente DAW ng NP. Tradisyon na kasi dito sa Pasay na bumoto ng mga taong nakatapak sa lupa, kaya laking gulat namin ng malamang itong kongresistang babae ay mistulang linta sa kasisipsip sa mag-asawang baboy.

    Ngayon pa lang, inaasahan nang irereject ng Comelec ang COC ng grupo ni Peewee pagka-file dahil may utos na nang perpetual disqualification ang ombusdbitch. Gumanda lang ang pakiramdam ko nang malaman kong tatakbo palang Congressman si Harry Roque.

    Ellen, kung maipaparating mo, suggest ko lang, makipag-coalesce si Atty. Roque sa grupo ni Peewee para hindi mahati ang boto hangga’t maaga pa. Mahirap na baka magkasubuan at makapagcommit na rin sa ibang kandidato, mapapaboran lang ang sinumang bata ng administrasyon. Papatok si Harry sa Pasay, lalo’t kilalang palaban. Maraming taga-UP na siguradong mag-vovolunteer.

    Yun lang.

  59. Mrivera Mrivera

    tongue, saan banda ka d’yan sa pasay?

  60. soleil soleil

    our govt is one big joke kahit ano pa man ang sabihin nino man. those claiming to be the heroes have a ton-full to prove. sabi nga sa mass kanina, ang mga hypocrite kahit anong mangyari, ay mayroon nang naghihintay sa kanila..dont let your right hand know what your left hand is doing or something like that. i am nt an expert in Bible verses kaya hindi ako magmamagaling. going back, judging by all this campaign hooplah, puro papapel lang naman. Why? kasi nga madaling makalimot ang pinoy. At bakit? kc ang mga pinaggagagawa ng mga trapo ay puro panakip butas na solusyon. kahit kailan sinong politiko ang nagpatuloy ng sinimulan ng na-tsugi na politiko ang magandang adhikain na kanyang nasiluman? meron man, ito ay aangkinin ng incumbent at sasabihing dahil sa kanya ay kaya naging maganda blah blah blah pareho ni chubiri na sinasabing siya ang nagpasimula ng bio-fuel!.PWEEEE!!!!

  61. soleil soleil

    btw artsee, ok na ang laptop ko. but i cant log in parati as i am also busy with other things. buti ka at wala kang ibang inaasikaso dahil palagay ko ay natutulog ka sa karangyaan. kaming mga kailangang kumayod para sa aming mga anak dnt have all the luxury to be in the web as much as we want to. although i will try. so i do hope u will understand. and i dnt go back to the past loop dahil nahihilo ako sa dami at minsan kumukulo ang dugo ko whenever i read more trash of the EK and lalo na mga kampon ni bitch-witch pandak.
    pinagkaka-abalahan ko ngayon ang pepcoalition partylist. please i need signatures para sa signature campaign. hinaharang kami ni yuchengco, et al kc nga para hihintayin nya ang next move after election para kung kanino na naman sya maglalagay. pero in the meantime, his empire will try to have pepcoalition out para walang kakalaban sa mga malalagayan nya sa congresso…

  62. soleil soleil

    will sign off…my migraine is killing me

  63. artsee artsee

    Ate Soleil, naiintindihan ko ang kalagayan mo. May laptop ka nga wala ka naman pambayad sa internet provider mo. Sabi ko na nga sa iyo na i-mortgage mo ang mansion na ibinigay ko sa iyo. Gamitin mo ang pera sa lahat ng gastusin mo. Ikaw lang ba ang tumataas ang dugo sa galit kay tiyanak? Ako nga labas pasok sa ospital pero tuloy pa rin ang laban ko. Kung may migraine ka, may grain din ako sa ulo. Patatanggal ko nga ang grain bukas sa doctor.

  64. TonGuE-tWisTeD TonGuE-tWisTeD

    Artsee, Mivera,

    Sa may Pasay Rotonda area ako. Yung Kulikuli sa may Makati yon, iyon yata paligid yung old railroad . Malapit sa sabungan ni Congresswoman Dy. Ang notorious na counterpart ng Kulikuli sa Pasay, sabi ng Mommy ko, yung Banana Island. Isang area along EDSA between Tramo and Cabrera (lugar ni Harry Roque) kung saan dikit-dikit ang mga prostitution fronts nung 50’s and 60’s. Di ko na nakita yon. Ang inabutan ko, yung mga club sa Rotonda nung 70’s na may mga kwarto “upstairs”. P40 per “tryst”. Di ko naman nasubukan. Ewan ko kay Artsee, hihi.

    —-
    Soleil,

    Nominee ba ng PEPCoalition si Philip?

  65. artsee artsee

    Alam mo siguro ang Pasay Chung Hua. Marami akong kamag-anak na doon nag-aral at nagtapos.

  66. soleil soleil

    hahahahahahaha..hindi ako matapos katatawa sa mga chikahan nyo artsee and tongueT…u guys are lovable!!!!…maluluma si pakpak sa inyo at wala nama talagang sinabi.
    thank you artsee but hindi ko maatim na isangla ang niregalo sa akin. i was taught to treasure gifts. yung pwedeng e-recycle ok lang but yung mansion??? yoko nga…akin yun ah!..dsl line ako ah! dalawa na nga – globebroadband at smartbro….may mga stock kami ng fibre optic dito kaya kahit pldt sa amin nakikiambos hehehe kaya galit si fatso kc puro loose cargo lang kami di matukoy ng mga cargo at di sya maka kotong kasi mas matindi ang broker na gamit namin…hehehe kala nya sya lang ang mautak na baboy!

    tongueT, yes…Piccio is nominee. u knw anyone in the pepcoalition?

  67. soleil soleil

    my daughter is so piss when she heard this idiot pakpak joked that he wants to be an atenista….hindi sa nagyayabang o ano man, sana magpakatotoo itong si pakpak o talagang nasaniban na siya ng dugo ni chavit (dugong DOM) or dugong baboy at tyanak!…bakit? this is the pilipins…bored exam nga naluluto yung high school pa nya!..ambassador of what!!!! what a JOKE JOKE JOKE!!!!! Ito ang sinasabi ko. ginagawang tanga ang mga mangmang at masa ng bogus na gobyerno na ito, puro paasa, puro panaginip. oo ngat si Senator Biazon ay umangat or si Villar ay naging milyonaryo(o bilyonaryo?), that was ages ago when there was plenty of opportunity in this beloved country of ours. sadly, mula ng matauhan ako, wala akong nakita kundi pababa ng pababa ang kalidad ng pamumuhay ni pedro at juan…ngayon, sabihin ni atinza kung talagang magaling sya na trapo o magaling siyang manghakot!!!!

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