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What PNoy and Kris Aquino text each other

OMG. I almost fell off my chair upon reading the text exchanges between President Aquino and his sister, Kris Aquino posted by journalist Cecil Morella in Facebook.
PNoy-Kris text exchanges

Yesterday afternoon, Kris Aquino posted in her Instagram account (withlovekrisaquino) her text exchanges with the President last Friday just to disprove rumors that PNoy collapsed.

Kris Aquino’s post: “I still keep hearing the utterly baseless & senseless story about my brother having collapsed Friday night… I am posting our text exchange from March 20, Friday w/ a time stamp of 9:34 PM. If you follow my IG account Thursday after A&A we traveled to Pradera in Lubao, on Friday I posted several pics from our Pampanga taping, on Sunday night on www.withlovekrisaquino.com I posted a TRAVEL LOVE entry complete w/ a timeline of our PRADERA EXPERIENCE. Yesterday, today & tomorrow you’ve watched & will still get to watch it on #krisandbimbysummertv on @kristvofficial_ig. Napakalinaw na SUPER OKAY si PNoy nung Friday because diba nakuha pa nyang pag trip-an & spoof how I talk.”

The screenshot showed a message from “Noy” at 9:34 pm:

This reminded me of you- What if conyo lahat nang nasa Pinas?

Magnanakaw1:Holdap, make bigay all your thingies. Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok u!

Magnanakaw2: Make suko, we made u napaligiran.

Impeachement trial: I’m so asar. I’m galit na to u.

Newscaster:OMG, I have hot balita to all.

Pasahero1:Sir, payment!

Pasahero2: Mama, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!

Karpentero: Can I hammer na the pokpok?

Magtataho: Taho! Makabili ba while it’s init. I’l make it with xtra sago.

Pulubi:Knock,knock. pa-beg!”

Kris replied to Pnoy: Ang weird, you texted me right at the moment I was praying Rosary for you! As in 4th Mystery now! Pauwi kami coming from Pampanga.”

Pnoy to Kris: When I first got that ikaw ang naalala ko.

Kris:Okay I don’t know if I should be touched, flattered, or just laugh.

PNoy: All of the above. Drive safely.

Okay, Kris proved that her brother last Friday was up and about and healthy….physically.

A friend, Marilyn Robles, remarked, “Are these the kind of messages that amuse the President?”

Carl Marc Ramota:”Susmiyo, patawarin!”

Jaime Castillano said, “Juicekolord mamu!!!! Kalowka!”

Ronald Redito: She is texting while praying. As in 4th mystery na.”

Angelica Carballo: “1) Sinong magsesend nito sa Pangulo? 2) Tip sa NGO friends,kung gusto natin mapansin ng Malacanang ang mga requests, petitions at kung anu ano pa, idaan sa jologs na jokes. 3) PNoy, talagang finorward mo pa?!

Ilang-Ilang Quijano:”Ang nag-collapse ay yung standards natin para sa kung ano ang dapat ginagawa ng isang pangulo. This takes the cake.”

Naiiyak ako.

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18 Comments

  1. LCsiao LCsiao

    So serious naman, Ellen.

    Wala na ba sa bokabularyo mo ang ‘levity’? O-okrayin ka ni Dinky Soliman niyan.

  2. saxnviolins saxnviolins

    Noy to Napenas: I have tampo to you. You did not make me pansin. I said coordinate.

    Napenas to Noy: I did. I made hingi artillery and Hueys. You have atraso to me. You ordered tayo baba.

    Noy to Napenas: What tayo baba.

    Napenas to Noy: Stand down. What’s wrong with your Tagalog?

    Noy to Purisima: You made loko to me. You and Allan.

    Napenas to Noy: You made loko to us. You said proceed, but you made areglo with those war freaks.

    Noy to Napenas: You made sabotahe my Nobel Peace Prize.

    Napenas to Noy: Make asa pa you. Didn’t you make basa that Pope Francis is a nominee?

    Noy to Napenas: I can make talo him. He is a war freak. He said he will make suntok whoever insults his mother.

    Napenas to Noy: Asa pa you again. You are a gun freak. How can you win the Nobel?

    Noy to Napenas: You do not make basa history. How about Yitzhak Rabin and Yasser Arafat?

    Napenas to Noy: Good you made banggit Arafat. You should make takip your kalbo like him.

    Noy to Napenas: No need. I have new syota. She likes me like this.

    Napenas to Noy: Poor taste that girl.

    Noy to Napenas: Damn you’re so inggit.

  3. Joe America Joe America

    I find voyeurism into other people’s private lives infinitely more disturbing than anything they would say to one other.

  4. vic vic

    Kris in her desires to support her brother against malicious allegations may have exposed her family private communication, but in the process also exposed the “gossipy” side of the righteous many…

  5. chi chi

    It’s really more fun in the Philippines! 🙂

  6. JBL JBL

    I don’t get it.
    Why texting and not use the phone?

  7. jamesb jamesb

    Cheerleader-in-chief – the wurtzbach strategy didn’t work. Lets play the sympathy card.

    Commander-in-chief – make up some text messages – it worked for mamasapano – or maybe i pretend that i care. I could come on the buzz, and shed some crocodile tears.

    ChiC – i can teach you how to do that!

    CoC – i know! The queen of all dramas – Purisima just said that should be my title – not as good as Nobel prize winner, but i’ll take anything at the moment. Anyway must go back to the videoke – its more fun being President – i choose the songs. The pressures of state!

    Chic – ok. I know how much you love ABBA – you dancing queen!

  8. jamesb jamesb

    #5. I agree. Pnoy’s texts show how disturbed he is, and how infantile.
    And a sad way to spend a friday night!
    Pnoy ‘no mates’.

  9. jamesb jamesb

    # 2. Excellent!

    Smart have now released the real missing texts on the afternoon of the mamasapano massacre to show that the commander-in-chief was on top of the missionary position.

    Pia Wurtzbach: hi. What are you doing
    Pnoy Aquino: enjoying a marlboro man

    Pia: i bet you even smoke after sex?
    Pnoy: no, instead of.

    Pia: i want a real man who can satisfy me
    Pnoy: well, at least we have one thing in common – so do i

    Pia: maybe you can help my career
    Pnoy: err..what exactly is your career.

    Pia: a beauty queen who wants world peace
    Pnoy: will a queen who creates national turmoil be compatible

    Pia: not even if you were 30 years younger and had some hair
    Pnoy: just be a textmate – and pretend.
    I will put in a good word with kris. ( the word is stupid)

    Pia: what are you doing now
    Pnoy: playing war games

    Pia: that fits. Are you winning
    Pnoy: yes – 44 to 1

    Pia: must go. Phil Younghusband is coming round for some practice.
    Pnoy: hope he scores.

    Pia: don’t worry, he puts it in the back of the net every time!
    Pnoy: so sister kris tells me.

    Pia: he says that she is more available than a branch of mcdonalds, just as cheap, and just as tasteless
    Pnoy: You have just reminded me – time for a hotdog with Purisima.

    Pia: has your war game finished
    Pnoy: even before it began.

    Pia: keep your head down.
    Pnoy: i intend to! Happy endings all round.

    —————

    Obama: just had a report on our mission – i mean your cock up.
    You had better start getting your ducks in a row. Just play dumb – that should be easy. Cry, lie, deny.
    Bye.

    Pnoy: yes sir

    —————-

  10. olan olan

    pnoy bashing on high gear..similar to the way they destroyed erap and goyang. Its now a practice. We are really immature. We all lose! Agree with #5 and #6

  11. saxnviolins saxnviolins

    Voyeurism ey?

    Here is Merriam-Webster online’s definition:

    Voyeur: a person who likes seeing and talking or writing about something that is considered to be private.

    Kris posted it on social media (Instagram), where comments are encouraged, and where people actually hope that their posts go viral.

    It is a public post. I have no instagram account, I just googled it, now, and got the post quoted above.

    So this looks more like exhibitionism, which Merriam-Webster online defines as:

    Exhibitionism: the act or practice of behaving so as to attract attention to oneself

  12. LCsiao LCsiao

    ^ Indeed. And it’s a hallmark of histrionic personality disorder. (At least, to each his/her own disorder in the family.)

  13. LCsiao LCsiao

    #13 Careful… Don’t project 😉

  14. From Antonio P. Contreras in FB:

    What PNoy and Kris text to each other should have remained private since it’s none of our business.

    But now that the incorrigible sister has made it public, it has become part of, or is now the object of, public discourse.

    And the retort that we have no business making fun of them is no longer valid.

    From Jasper Carias: waived na right to privacy on this instance

  15. olan olan

    True. But we can limit our thoughts too. Do we have to bash bec. Someone post some private conversations? In this case the other party involved in the conversation. How about the other side? Does the other wanted it publish? We know it’ can be an issue. Do we need to get that low to prove a point? Honestly, many find it fun. Many find it an opportunity to discredit or take advantage. We somehow, if we can, should think thru before we do. we can be escalating something and ended up influencing others that we know is wrong.

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