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You have to read the first two books of Carmen Guerrero-Nakpil’s trilogy to appreciate the last, “Exeunt”.

The first, which I think is the best of the three titles, is “Myself, Elsewhere” which tells of the genteel little Spanish and later American town of Ermita by Manila Bay where she was born and raised. It ended with the destruction of Manila in 1945.

The book won the National Book Award for autobiography in 2006.

Mrs. Nakpil says the second book “Legends and Adventures” deals with her eight lives (as war widow, single parent, reporter, editorial columnist, bon vivant, media celebrity, technocrat and international bureaucrat) in the intense, clamorous post WWII era ending with the assassination of Ninoy Aquino in 1983. It won the National Book Award for 2008.

“Exeunt” begins with Edsa I in February 1986, seen from one who was supposedly part of the Marcos official family. Her commentaries on current issues and personalities involved are enriched by her past experiences.

Take this portion on former Comelec Chair Benjamin Abalos:

“I met the infamous Ben Abalos, the anti-hero of the Arroyo administration through (Makati Mayor Nemesio) Yabut.

“We were sitting having coffee at the Jeepney (Bar, Hotel Intercon) when in rushed a flustered, slight, dark-skinned man to dump his political woes on Mayor Yabut. He was carrying several posters and charts which he showed the Mayor as evidence that he had been cheated in the recent election. When he was introduced to me, I said, ‘Aren’t you the official for whom my friend Narda Camacho has been organizing motorcades?’

“He must have misheard something in my question because he replied, ‘I have nothing to do with Narda Camacho. She’s too old and ugly for me to bother with her!’

“I was stunned by his boorishness and replied angrily, ‘Well then, you’re a cad! Saying offensive things about a woman who’s been helping you.’

“Mayor Yabut disposed of Abalos, the way the recent investigations should have but didn’t. He stood up and gestured, addressing Abalos in peremptory Tagalog, ‘Umalis ka na. Go and take all your charts with you.’

“When I watched Abalos, already the well-connected Comelec chairman, perjuring himself on the floor of the Senate recently over the Chinese ZTE scandal, I was not all surprised.”

The book suffers from a lot of typo errors but not enough to distract from the brilliance of Mrs. Nakpil’s writing. The writer who explained the peculiarities of the Filipino character as a result of ” Four hundred years in the convent and 50 years in Hollywood” is in her element in describing Gloria Arroyo.

“I think she’s a paradox. A prim convent-schoolgirl, in a conservative marriage, a college professor, minor bureaucrat and colorless politician, she managed to hijack two presidencies, one from the Testosterone Idol of the masses, elected by the largest number of votes in history and another from the Macho King of Philippine Movies, staging two inaugurations with the Supreme Court, the AFP, the Opposition, the Makati Business Club, the provincial governors doing the opening credits.

“Using different bunches of crooks she built a reserve fund and kept everyone else, from the Bishops to the Muslims, the US, China (by giving away population control, Mindanao, the Spratlys) under her thumb. In a self-declared democracy, surveys show she is the most unpopular Philippine president ever.

“At this writing, she’s also an apparent nihilist. She believes in nothing, holds nothing sacred, defies all threats and odds and intends to live and reign forever, under her own terms.”

“Exeunt,” the book’s blurb says, is a term from stage direction specifying that a certain character leaves the stage. It’s a way of indicating “The End.”

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393 Comments

  1. “Four hundred years in the convent and fifty years in Hollywood”. Classic Nakpil. I love it.

  2. She was also the one who coined the term “heinous hairdo”, describing the haircut of convicted rapist and murderer Calauan mayor Sanchez.

  3. MPRivera MPRivera

    “Four hundred years in the convent and fifty years in Hollywood”.

    That’s how Mdme. Carmen Guerrero-Nakpil described the making of President Lunacy.

    Para ngang itinaga sa panahon
    Kaya ganyang kasiba sa salapi at kapangyarihan
    Kapit tukong hindi gustong bumitaw
    Iiwang tuyot ang bawat makapitan
    May halakhak pang lalayong animo ay nang-uuyam
    Sori na lang kayong nangagtiwalang walang agam.

  4. MPRivera MPRivera

    Exeunt. The Exit.

    Tamang tama, my dear panduck. Your the end is near!

    Whether you like it or not, your days are counting your last.

    Sizzling pato ang labas mo sa nag-aapoy na pagngangalit na sasalubong sa iyo!

    Sa akin na lang ang nunal. Remembrance na gagawin kong target sa shooting.

    Bahala na kung sino ang magte-take home ng silicon.

    He he he heeeh!

  5. From Isagani:

    Ms. Nakpil is a prolific writer but i don’t admire her politics. The second volume of the trilogy is actually apologia for her collaboration with the Marcos/Imelda regime. it’s good that her daughter Gemma didn’t follow her lead and instead went on self-exile in mexico.

  6. From Nita Bernal:

    I am a reader of your column and I would like to thank you for reintroducing me to Mrs. Carmen G. Nakpil. I learned about her trilogy from reading one of your columns and I have the first two books in the series.

    Now that the third book is out, I wonder if you could help me obtain a copy of “Exeunt”. By that I mean how or where can I buy the book. I had a hard time getting the first two…had to go through many channels. I live in Los Angeles, CA.

    I hope you can help me.

  7. saxnviolins saxnviolins

    I read or heard about the phrase “four hundred years in a convent and fifty years in Hollywood” shortly after the EDSA days. I don’t know if I read it in Sandra Burton’s article on EDSA in Time magazine.

    Now the question is, did Sandra Burton lift it from Guerrero-Nakpil, or was Guerrero-Nakpil inspired by the phrase from whoever is the originator?

    I believe it is also Guerrero-Nakpil who once wrote about Marcos being sexy because he was intelligent. Anak ng kuwago, Stephen Hawking is also intelligent. Is Hawking sexy? Masyadong fawning ang dating niya noon about Macoy.

    I must admit she had some gems, and her style is engaging. But why settle for one, when you can get both – style and substance.

    Ganyan din ang elections. Mabait daw si Cory, matalino si Macoy. Is the Filipino so accursed that he can only have one? Mabait at matalino si tandang Tañada, pero hindi winnable. Ngayon, ganoon na naman. Mabait si Noynoy, matalino si Chiz, popular si Erap, mayaman si Villar, at katawatawa si Noli.

    Si Loren? Tuyot na. Weep Juan de la Cruz. Sinumpa ka.

  8. chi chi

    Si Loren? Tuyot na. -atty sax

    Pero pinag-aagawan pa (raw) siya, hehehe! …as vp lang naman.

  9. SnV, it was Mrs. Nakpil’s original quote. The foreign correspondets quoted her. Later on they just use the quote without even attributing it to her.

    Recently, there was a book about another Filipino writer and that quote was attributed to him. Wrong.wrong. The Nakpils called the writers attention to the mistake and he said “Sorry”. That’s all. He didn’t issue any written correction.

  10. chi chi

    Wala nang sariling quotes, ang daya pa ng mga koprador na yan. Dami talagang magnanakaw.

  11. saxnviolins saxnviolins

    Siya pala ang orig. That makes me proud – a Pinoy quoted by the “lying foreign press”. Remember that quotable quote from Macoy?

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