This is hilarious.
July 27- President Aquino delivered his 6th and last State- of- the- Nation- Address declaring his “Tuwid na Daan” a huge success . Just like in a TV show, he thanked a number of people including his clothes designer and hairdresser.
Those who were not able to see the President deliver the SONA can still enjoy the sidelights reading the transcript because it’s complete including the audience reactions. What was not included was the President’s coughing.
This is the best part: “Kay Paul Cabral, na laging sinisigurong maayos ang aking kasuotan, [palakpakan] tuloy akala nila mayroon akong fashion sense; at kay Cherry Reyes, na nag-aayos ng aking buhok [tawanan], at nagmimistulang economics practitioner dahil pinupunuan niya ang unlimited wants with very limited resources; [tawanan].
Aug. 3 – Vice President Jejomar Binay delivered what he termed the True-State-of the Nation Address or TSONA.
He belied the President’s claims of improved lives for the Filipinos and enumerated the failures of the Aquino administration:Luneta hostage crisis, the Zamboanga siege, Yolanda tragedy, and the Mamasapano massacre.
He criticized Aquino for not paying tribute to the 44 members of the Special Action Force who perished in the Mamasapano massacre “Apatnapu’t apat ang nagbuwis ng buhay at marami ang sugatan. Ngunit kahit pahapyaw, hindi nabanggit ang kanilang bayanihan sa SONA. Kahit TY ay wala. Buti pa ang hair stylist at fashion designer, kasama sa mahabang listahan ng pinasalamatan.”
Aug. 5, in his press briefing, Presidential Spokesperson Edwin Lacierda mocked Binay: “Sadly the Vice President has been hitting everyone like a shotgun. It’s like his TSONA was ‘charot.’”
Ay , buking! Naglantad na.
Aug. 6, Joey Salgado, media affairs head of the Office of the Vice President answered Lacierda. Social media denizen Gerald Magno posted it on his Facebook wall:
Excerpt on the statement of Joey Salgado, head of OVP media affairs, on Secretary Lacierda’s description of the VP’s true sona as “charot”
“Tungkol naman po sa pagtawag nyo na ‘charot’ ang True State of the Nation Address ni Vice President, sorry po at hindi ako maalam sa beki speak. Pero nagkonsulta ako sa mga marurunong at ito ang sagot nila: Imbey ang fez ni Secretarush dahil trulalu ang spluk ni VP. Pero ang SONA ng pangulo, chaka ever sa madlang pipol dahil hindi trulalu.”
Magno’s comment: “Umasa akong joke o kaya satire ito. Pero hindi. Seryoso sila. Puñeta. Hahaha!”
The best is FB’s translation. Here:
” about, please, please call ” charot ” the true state of the nation address by Vice President, sorry po and I maalam with beki speak. But I’m on nagkonsulta marurunong and they answer: Imbey the fez by secretarush trulalu because the spluk by VP. But the zone, chaka president ever in the audience because trulalu pipol.”
“Hope me joke or satire. But not. Seriously. Puñeta. Hahaha!”
Philippine politics is so much fun.
We get the government we deserve….the reign of the incompetents…
Ang taong naglilingkod sa inyong sarili ay dapat lang na pasalamatan. Walang masama sa pagbanggit ng pangulo sa tumutulong sa kanya sa bawat araw. Mula ng mapatalsik si Marcos marami ng tao na ang tinitingnan na lang ang mga mali na nagawa ng isang tao, pero ang kabutihan ay hindi.
Sa panunungkulan ni GMA marami ang naiinis sa kanya dahil corrupt daw at marami ang anomalya. Kung si Erap ang nanalo, o si Villar palagay niyo ba mapakukulong si GMA sa mga nagawa niyang kasalanan habang Presidente pa, HINDI di ba. Birds of the same feather flock together kay hindi mapapakulong si GMA. Pero si Pnoy ay iba siya na tao, hindi siya korap kaya pinakulong niya si GMA. Ang ganun na kabutihan ni Pnoy sa pagpakulong sa mga korap ay hindi man lang binibigyan ng importansya, pero ang mga kamalian ay masyadong pinapansin.
Kaya nga ba ayaw ko sa mga bossings nila, pati mga attack dogs same level din. Ngeek!
And this is what a campaign should be…a week into a “very” long campaign (11 weeks) to the Oct 19 election, the First of the series of Leader debate was held yesterday, Aug the 6th…and instead of the paid mouthpieces or mercenaries or hired guns trying to outdraw one another, here the Leaders stand side by side and shoot at each others…caveat..this a 3 hours debate, but just take a little peek at it and check the beauty of face to face debates among the individuals who wanted to Rule…
http://www.680news.com/2015/08/07/video-macleans-national-leaders-debate-2015/
ang presidente, parang baklang pato na walang alam gawin kundi magparinig. ang spokesman bading din na lumalabas ang pilantik ng dila kapag naaapakan ang dulo ng saya.
alalaon baga naman, kung walang dapat ipalag, huwag nang sumalag. nabibisto tuloy, eh.